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Wow, nice place, sir. Is this where you keep the candy?
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Yes, dear. As much as you can eat.
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But the walk here must have made you thirsty. Maybe you'd like a glass of milk.
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Okay!
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Drink it all up, you need it for your bones to grow healthy.
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That's a good boy.
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Sir, I feel sleepy all of a sudden...
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Don't worry, that's normal. Just take a little nap and you'll feel better.
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A little... nap...
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I need this. I promise it won't hurt. I'm sorry.
Oof, you weight a ton, what do you normally eat?
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Mostly child rapists.
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Wh-?!
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Stanley Mitts, you are guilty of planning to break the First Law of Esperanza, which states that no citizen shall intentionally engage in any action which directly or indirectly causes physical or psychological harm to any other citizen or group of citizens.
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Ahh! No! Stay away!
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IN COMPLIANCE TO THE SECOND LAW OF ESPERANZA, ANY CITIZEN THAT WILLINGLY BREAKS THE FIRST LAW VOLUNTARILY RENOUNCES THEIR CITIZENSHIP AND OPTS OUT OF THE PROTECTION GRANTED BY THE FIRST LAW. IN LAYMAN TERMS, I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR ENTRAILS AND YOU KNOW YOU DESERVE IT.
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No, please, no! I'll be good! I promise! Please!
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YOU MAY REGAIN YOUR CITIZENSHIP BY AGREEING TO GO THROUGH AN INTENSIVE PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT TO REMOVE ANY UNNATURAL URGES THAT MAY BE CAUSING YOUR CURRENT CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR.
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Yes! I agree to that! Please! I want to be normal! I want to be normal! Don't hurt me!
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That's a good boy.
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Wh- who are you?
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I am agent Rayco Cavanagh of the Civil Protection Force of Esperanza and you are under arrest.
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I submit! I submit! Don't bring that thing back, please.
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Back at the HQ, agent Yefímovich will do her thing and remove whatever metaphorical filth in your brain is making you act like an asshole. It sounds scary, but it doesn't hurt and it's either that or getting you kicked out of the city, your choice.
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No, I do want the urges gone! I don't want to hurt anyone else. I want to be normal.
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Normal is overrated. But we'll see what we can do. |
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